Wow i’ve done a hundred posts? go me. I shall celebrate by.. going to sleep early. Jetlag effects still gripping me.

Back from China and Hong Kong I’m sure a lot of this is self fulfilling but man does it suck to
be back. On the other hand i’m not being eaten alive by mosquitoes. Hmm, win some lose some.

Squatting toilets. In theory, cleaner. In practice – not. I wonder if its like the theory on seatbelts actually increasing the number of car accidents.

‘Chinglish’ – oh come on now THIS (below) is just taking the p*ss.
Mmm. Well if its like reverse pyschology then they’ve certainly made themselves memorable to me!

I tried some dog in Shenyang – it looks like duck in its appearance with a whole lot more fatty bits. The taste itself is not as great. Edible and all but an acquired taste, especially if you’ve grown up around watchin Spot the Dog and co.

Wow do the northern Chinese drink a lot. Tough ole buggers. I ‘ganbei’ in my sleep now.

When i walked past baggage claim i saw a machine at Heathrow with the words ” Children – exchange drop’ – talk about freedom of choice.. that was just about the highlight of my crappy return to Blighty and the real world..

Oh and congrats to my bro and my sister in law(!) – the happy couple who deserve a round of applause following that exhausting wedding day, and they had two more to go haha! Kudos to my brother who i know would rather get married in a jiffy and then celebrate with a kebab, you did good, gor.