Ever peered at someone using msn on their computers, smirking away and just wondered what kinda things they’re talking about? Ok, well me neither but i needed an introduction.

The Typical 3 step msn conversation with myself
1a. (Lack of formal) introduction
1b. Crux of the conversation, mixed with odd boasts and egotistical comments (thereby strongly hinting i only started the conversation to ask something of the opposite party)
2. Disappointment expressed at response of opposite party
3. Unnecessary, long drawn-out queer ending to the conversation.

Example conversation illustrating these 3 steps are shown below:

Katie says:
gossip pls
jooster jumps high says:
dun remember
Katie says:
d’oh
jooster jumps high says:
oh stop it
jooster jumps high says:
u look a lot like a panda today
Katie says:
cute and lovable
Katie says:
i always look like that
jooster jumps high says:
…….ok
jooster jumps high says:
swiftly moving on
jooster jumps high says:
sian needs to go and do her reading before her lecture
Katie says:
😦
jooster jumps high says:
doing things last mins i kno
jooster jumps high says:
but
jooster jumps high says:
remember
jooster jumps high says:
i’ll always………..lurrrrrrrve you………
jooster jumps high says:
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
jooster jumps high says:
wooooooooooooo
jooster jumps high says:
my darling you
jooster jumps high says:
you…………
jooster jumps high says:
deeper sweeeeeeeeet
jooster jumps high says:
memoooooories
Katie says:
i thought it was ‘bitter sweet’
jooster jumps high says:
……….that’s rite
jooster jumps high says:
biiiiiiiittttttttter sweeeeeeeeeet
jooster jumps high says:
wooooooteva
jooster jumps high says:
i’m going
jooster jumps high says:
i’m peeved
Katie says:
don’t u have to go now?
jooster jumps high says:
i dun like kt anymore
jooster jumps high says:
bye
jooster jumps high says:
…yes.
jooster jumps high says:
bye